An old timeDriller always writes "F'n the dog" on the books whenever thier on down time. The Tool Pusher tells him they have a new secratary in the office and she's real religeous so don't be writin that anymore.
The Driller starts writing "Chasing the dog" instead. This goes on for awhile. One day after being down for awhile he's in a hurry and forgets. He writes "F'n the dog".
A few days later the Push brings out the pay checks. The drill opens his and inside is a note from the secretary. It reads " I see you finally caught that dog"